The day I got laid off, I got drunk outside the office building and grabbed a guy in a suit: I'm heartbroken, wanna be my boyfriend? He looked down at me for three seconds and said: Sure. The next day I woke up hungover, and the whole office was buzzing — the new CEO of the group, the one nobody's met yet, got cornered by a laid-off employee begging for his number last night. I stormed into his office to apologize, he looked up and smiled: We already agreed on this, remember? Watch free on Palmbox.
